Huh, what, huh.
The eerily amazing and also spookily, but not quite Houdinish Digital Alarm Clock
That spells out names instead of the time.
I present for your inspection
The BOZ clock.



The BOZ clock, as first brought to you by ...



and later immortalized by
Kevynn
OK, I haven't quite gotten to the stage where I can make it spell KEVYNN, or any other words, for that matter,
but
I can make it spell



Twice a day.