While rocking furiously in a rocking chair, into a damp wash cloth, while looking at semi-nude pictures of Elke Sommer and Jane Fonda. I saw stars and I bit my lip so hard that it bled, and I swore up and down that I would never do it again, and I didn't, till the next time I did it, and I still swear that I will never do it again whenever I do it, and eventually I won't ever do it again, because eventually I'll be dead, and so will you, so go ahead and do it with me, if I am actually doing it.
Enjoy your stay.
Goodnight Doreen.