Ok, I need a show of hands out there.
How many of you guys are in touch with your feminine side.
As far as that goes, how many of you guys can spell feminine without spellcheck.
And as far as that goes, how many of you femmes out there are in touch with your masculine side.
And I don't mean in a crossdressing sort of way, but feel free to admit to that if you do,
I mean the little things, like if you're a guy and you cried when Debra Winger died in Terms of Endearment,
or if you're a chick and you lift your leg and fake groan when you fart.
Or something,
Or as far as that goes
Anything.