Let's get some action going on STS. I'm not doing this (cough, cough) for my (cough, cough) health.
Btw, how do you cure dry mouth, or cotton mouth, or underpants mouth, you know what I mean, don't you, where your mouth feels like the Mojave Desert, not to be confused with the Mojave Dessert, which I think has something to do with candied cactus, but I could be wrong.