The real reason I shaved off my beard. I started looking too much like Gabby Hayes.

Gabby Hayes

Gabby had more luck with women, but I was a bigger smart ass. Sounds like a pretty even trade-off.

The layout of this site really sucks in Netscape, as opposed to everything about it sucking in IE.

The layout of this site really sucks in Netscape, as opposed to everything about it sucking in IE.

The layout of this site really sucks in Netscape, as opposed to everything about it sucking in IE.

The layout of this site really sucks in Netscape, as opposed to everything about it sucking in IE.

I saw actress/super model Natasha Hentsridge in the movie Species today. As an actress she makes a great super model.



Natasha Hentsridge, she may dress like a boy, but she isn't one. Of course she could be a crossdresser.

I saw actress/super model Natasha Hentsridge in the movie Species today. As an actress she makes a great super model.



Natasha Hentsridge, she may dress like a boy, but she isn't one. Of course she could be a crossdresser.

I saw actress/super model Natasha Hentsridge in the movie Species today. As an actress she makes a great super model.



Natasha Hentsridge, she may dress like a boy, but she isn't one. Of course she could be a crossdresser.

I saw actress/super model Natasha Hentsridge in the movie Species today. As an actress she makes a great super model.



Natasha Hentsridge, she may dress like a boy, but she isn't one. Of course she could be a crossdresser.

Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin. What can you say about Ellen Barkin? She looks like she just stumbled out, or was kicked out of a double wide, but Geez-O-Pete, there is something about Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin.



Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin ......
Thanks for the autographed pic EB.

Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin. What can you say about Ellen Barkin? She looks like she just stumbled out, or was kicked out of a double wide, but Geez-O-Pete, there is something about Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin.



Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin ......
Thanks for the autographed pic EB.

Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin. What can you say about Ellen Barkin? She looks like she just stumbled out, or was kicked out of a double wide, but Geez-O-Pete, there is something about Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin.



Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin ......
Thanks for the autographed pic EB.

Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin. What can you say about Ellen Barkin? She looks like she just stumbled out, or was kicked out of a double wide, but Geez-O-Pete, there is something about Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin.



Ellen Barkin, Ellen Barkin ......
Thanks for the autographed pic EB.

It's official, there is too much television. I just finished watching part of MSNBC's hour long tribute to Bill Bixby. Bill Bixby!!! This is the guy who starred in My Favorite Martian, The Incredible Hulk, and directed a bunch of episodes of Blossom, for cripes sake. He was not exactly the second coming of Orson Welles. Ok, Bill was probably a good guy. I'm sure his family and friends loved him, but at the most he rated a five minute spot on Whatever Happened to ...? Not an hour on even basic cable. They kept referring to him as Hollywood's most eligible bachelor, yeah right, him and the guy who Played Eb on Green Acres were running neck and neck for awhile, but that incident with Arnold the Pig sort of sealed Eb's fate. (Hollywood was much more unforgiving in the sixties.) Just call me boz and paint me stupid.

It's official, there is too much television. I just finished watching part of MSNBC's hour long tribute to Bill Bixby. Bill Bixby!!! This is the guy who starred in My Favorite Martian, The Incredible Hulk, and directed a bunch of episodes of Blossom, for cripes sake. He was not exactly the second coming of Orson Welles. Ok, Bill was probably a good guy. I'm sure his family and friends loved him, but at the most he rated a five minute spot on Whatever Happened to ...? Not an hour on even basic cable. They kept referring to him as Hollywood's most eligible bachelor, yeah right, him and the guy who Played Eb on Green Acres were running neck and neck for awhile, but that incident with Arnold the Pig sort of sealed Eb's fate. (Hollywood was much more unforgiving in the sixties.) Just call me boz and paint me stupid.

It's official, there is too much television. I just finished watching part of MSNBC's hour long tribute to Bill Bixby. Bill Bixby!!! This is the guy who starred in My Favorite Martian, The Incredible Hulk, and directed a bunch of episodes of Blossom, for cripes sake. He was not exactly the second coming of Orson Welles. Ok, Bill was probably a good guy. I'm sure his family and friends loved him, but at the most he rated a five minute spot on Whatever Happened to ...? Not an hour on even basic cable. They kept referring to him as Hollywood's most eligible bachelor, yeah right, him and the guy who Played Eb on Green Acres were running neck and neck for awhile, but that incident with Arnold the Pig sort of sealed Eb's fate. (Hollywood was much more unforgiving in the sixties.) Just call me boz and paint me stupid.

It's official, there is too much television. I just finished watching part of MSNBC's hour long tribute to Bill Bixby. Bill Bixby!!! This is the guy who starred in My Favorite Martian, The Incredible Hulk, and directed a bunch of episodes of Blossom, for cripes sake. He was not exactly the second coming of Orson Welles. Ok, Bill was probably a good guy. I'm sure his family and friends loved him, but at the most he rated a five minute spot on Whatever Happened to ...? Not an hour on even basic cable. They kept referring to him as Hollywood's most eligible bachelor, yeah right, him and the guy who Played Eb on Green Acres were running neck and neck for awhile, but that incident with Arnold the Pig sort of sealed Eb's fate. (Hollywood was much more unforgiving in the sixties.) Just call me boz and paint me stupid.

Do I miss HBO, no not really. Six Feet Under was pretty good, if you are into necrophilia. I'm pretty sure that Lauren Ambrose, Claire from SFU, isn't dead.





Lauren Ambrose
Probably not dead, at best, or worse, slightly dead. Only her photographer knows for sure, and she definately better keep the photographer who takes the frumpy, slightly cherubic Claire and gives her an ethereal quaility. Wait a second ... Claire is ethereal? She must be dead, I rest my case, whatever my case is. Time for your meds boz, and then a little nap time might be in order.

Do I miss HBO, no not really. Six Feet Under was pretty good, if you are into necrophilia. I'm pretty sure that Lauren Ambrose, Claire from SFU, isn't dead.





Lauren Ambrose
Probably not dead, at best, or worse, slightly dead. Only her photographer knows for sure, and she definately better keep the photographer who takes the frumpy, slightly cherubic Claire and gives her an ethereal quaility. Wait a second ... Claire is ethereal? She must be dead, I rest my case, whatever my case is. Time for your meds boz, and then a little nap time might be in order.

Do I miss HBO, no not really. Six Feet Under was pretty good, if you are into necrophilia. I'm pretty sure that Lauren Ambrose, Claire from SFU, isn't dead.





Lauren Ambrose
Probably not dead, at best, or worse, slightly dead. Only her photographer knows for sure, and she definately better keep the photographer who takes the frumpy, slightly cherubic Claire and gives her an ethereal quaility. Wait a second ... Claire is ethereal? She must be dead, I rest my case, whatever my case is. Time for your meds boz, and then a little nap time might be in order.

Do I miss HBO, no not really. Six Feet Under was pretty good, if you are into necrophilia. I'm pretty sure that Lauren Ambrose, Claire from SFU, isn't dead.





Lauren Ambrose
Probably not dead, at best, or worse, slightly dead. Only her photographer knows for sure, and she definately better keep the photographer who takes the frumpy, slightly cherubic Claire and gives her an ethereal quaility. Wait a second ... Claire is ethereal? She must be dead, I rest my case, whatever my case is. Time for your meds boz, and then a little nap time might be in order.

Question: What kind of parent names their daughter Uma? Answer: The Thurman's, Mr and Mrs.



Uma Thurman, The fruit of her parent's loins.
Uma, but why Uma? It must have been the drugs. the 60's were rampant with drugs.

Question: What kind of parent names their daughter Uma? Answer: The Thurman's, Mr and Mrs.



Uma Thurman, The fruit of her parent's loins.
Uma, but why Uma? It must have been the drugs. the 60's were rampant with drugs.

Question: What kind of parent names their daughter Uma? Answer: The Thurman's, Mr and Mrs.



Uma Thurman, The fruit of her parent's loins.
Uma, but why Uma? It must have been the drugs. the 60's were rampant with drugs.

Question: What kind of parent names their daughter Uma? Answer: The Thurman's, Mr and Mrs.



Uma Thurman, The fruit of her parent's loins.
Uma, but why Uma? It must have been the drugs. the 60's were rampant with drugs.

I was banned from a site on Thursday. It is the first time it has happened to me, and I have to admit it feels kind of empowering to know that someone hates you so much, that someone despises you so much, that they want to make sure that you never darken their doorstep again. (Add sound effect of evil laughter ... here) It turns out this person was a real psycho, and I don't mean that in a nice way. Norman Bates springs to mind as an example of the warmer, cuddlier, feel good type of psycho that I would categorize as nice, after all he did love his mother. But this wom.. I mean person was psycho in a Glenn Close, boiling your pet rabbit, ala Fatal Attraction, sort of way. Looks like I will have to find a Glenn Close pic to run my point into the ground.



Glenn "Pardon Me, While I Go Midieval On You" Close

I was banned from a site on Thursday. It is the first time it has happened to me, and I have to admit it feels kind of empowering to know that someone hates you so much, that someone despises you so much, that they want to make sure that you never darken their doorstep again. (Add sound effect of evil laughter ... here) It turns out this person was a real psycho, and I don't mean that in a nice way. Norman Bates springs to mind as an example of the warmer, cuddlier, feel good type of psycho that I would categorize as nice, after all he did love his mother. But this wom.. I mean person was psycho in a Glenn Close, boiling your pet rabbit, ala Fatal Attraction, sort of way. Looks like I will have to find a Glenn Close pic to run my point into the ground.



Glenn "Pardon Me, While I Go Midieval On You" Close

I was banned from a site on Thursday. It is the first time it has happened to me, and I have to admit it feels kind of empowering to know that someone hates you so much, that someone despises you so much, that they want to make sure that you never darken their doorstep again. (Add sound effect of evil laughter ... here) It turns out this person was a real psycho, and I don't mean that in a nice way. Norman Bates springs to mind as an example of the warmer, cuddlier, feel good type of psycho that I would categorize as nice, after all he did love his mother. But this wom.. I mean person was psycho in a Glenn Close, boiling your pet rabbit, ala Fatal Attraction, sort of way. Looks like I will have to find a Glenn Close pic to run my point into the ground.



Glenn "Pardon Me, While I Go Midieval On You" Close

I was banned from a site on Thursday. It is the first time it has happened to me, and I have to admit it feels kind of empowering to know that someone hates you so much, that someone despises you so much, that they want to make sure that you never darken their doorstep again. (Add sound effect of evil laughter ... here) It turns out this person was a real psycho, and I don't mean that in a nice way. Norman Bates springs to mind as an example of the warmer, cuddlier, feel good type of psycho that I would categorize as nice, after all he did love his mother. But this wom.. I mean person was psycho in a Glenn Close, boiling your pet rabbit, ala Fatal Attraction, sort of way. Looks like I will have to find a Glenn Close pic to run my point into the ground.



Glenn "Pardon Me, While I Go Midieval On You" Close

I just stumbled upon a great site for all us weird music lovers. I didn't actually stumble on it, probably because I wasn't chewing gum at the time. I found a link to it at Kevynn Malone's most excellent Fat Free Milk. Now lets see, what did I leave out .. Oh yeah, the weird music site.

I just stumbled upon a great site for all us weird music lovers. I didn't actually stumble on it, probably because I wasn't chewing gum at the time. I found a link to it at Kevynn Malone's most excellent Fat Free Milk. Now lets see, what did I leave out .. Oh yeah, the weird music site.

I just stumbled upon a great site for all us weird music lovers. I didn't actually stumble on it, probably because I wasn't chewing gum at the time. I found a link to it at Kevynn Malone's most excellent Fat Free Milk. Now lets see, what did I leave out .. Oh yeah, the weird music site.

I just stumbled upon a great site for all us weird music lovers. I didn't actually stumble on it, probably because I wasn't chewing gum at the time. I found a link to it at Kevynn Malone's most excellent Fat Free Milk. Now lets see, what did I leave out .. Oh yeah, the weird music site.

Cripes, I'm listening to a Xmas CD that I bought at the $$$ Store, and I am actually enjoying it. It's called Cafe Christmas, and it's sort of new wavy jazz meets new wavy folk, and for a dollar I damn well better enjoy it. Bah Friggin' Humbug.

Cripes, I'm listening to a Xmas CD that I bought at the $$$ Store, and I am actually enjoying it. It's called Cafe Christmas, and it's sort of new wavy jazz meets new wavy folk, and for a dollar I damn well better enjoy it. Bah Friggin' Humbug.

Cripes, I'm listening to a Xmas CD that I bought at the $$$ Store, and I am actually enjoying it. It's called Cafe Christmas, and it's sort of new wavy jazz meets new wavy folk, and for a dollar I damn well better enjoy it. Bah Friggin' Humbug.

Cripes, I'm listening to a Xmas CD that I bought at the $$$ Store, and I am actually enjoying it. It's called Cafe Christmas, and it's sort of new wavy jazz meets new wavy folk, and for a dollar I damn well better enjoy it. Bah Friggin' Humbug.

Laraine Newman was one of Saturday Night Live's original Not Ready For Prime Time Player's. She wasn't anorexic, she was a coke head., but she has cleaned up her act, and also had a nose job. The clean act is good, the nose job is not so good.



Laraine Newman and her dummy. Which one is more wooden?
Wooden, heh, heh, heh.

Laraine Newman was one of Saturday Night Live's original Not Ready For Prime Time Player's. She wasn't anorexic, she was a coke head., but she has cleaned up her act, and also had a nose job. The clean act is good, the nose job is not so good.



Laraine Newman and her dummy. Which one is more wooden?
Wooden, heh, heh, heh.

Laraine Newman was one of Saturday Night Live's original Not Ready For Prime Time Player's. She wasn't anorexic, she was a coke head., but she has cleaned up her act, and also had a nose job. The clean act is good, the nose job is not so good.



Laraine Newman and her dummy. Which one is more wooden?
Wooden, heh, heh, heh.

Diane Lane has been around for a long time and has acted with most of the greats. Who do you think her most talented co-star has been? Was it Laurence Olivier, or maybe Robert Duvall, or maybe even Psycho Mickey Rourke. These are all good choices, but my pick would be Malcom in the Middle's Frankie Munoz. The sparks were really flying between those two in My Dog Skip.



Diane Lane is tres chic, whatever that means.

Diane Lane has been around for a long time and has acted with most of the greats. Who do you think her most talented co-star has been? Was it Laurence Olivier, or maybe Robert Duvall, or maybe even Psycho Mickey Rourke. These are all good choices, but my pick would be Malcom in the Middle's Frankie Munoz. The sparks were really flying between those two in My Dog Skip.



Diane Lane is tres chic, whatever that means.

Diane Lane has been around for a long time and has acted with most of the greats. Who do you think her most talented co-star has been? Was it Laurence Olivier, or maybe Robert Duvall, or maybe even Psycho Mickey Rourke. These are all good choices, but my pick would be Malcom in the Middle's Frankie Munoz. The sparks were really flying between those two in My Dog Skip.



Diane Lane is tres chic, whatever that means.

Diane Lane has been around for a long time and has acted with most of the greats. Who do you think her most talented co-star has been? Was it Laurence Olivier, or maybe Robert Duvall, or maybe even Psycho Mickey Rourke. These are all good choices, but my pick would be Malcom in the Middle's Frankie Munoz. The sparks were really flying between those two in My Dog Skip.



Diane Lane is tres chic, whatever that means.

Most redheads are different. Different in a nice way, I said most not all. Alicia Witt is different in a nice way. It's good to be nice, isn't it.



Alicia Witt
We forgive you for being Cybill's daughter, you were only acting.

Most redheads are different. Different in a nice way, I said most not all. Alicia Witt is different in a nice way. It's good to be nice, isn't it.



Alicia Witt
We forgive you for being Cybill's daughter, you were only acting.

Most redheads are different. Different in a nice way, I said most not all. Alicia Witt is different in a nice way. It's good to be nice, isn't it.



Alicia Witt
We forgive you for being Cybill's daughter, you were only acting.

Most redheads are different. Different in a nice way, I said most not all. Alicia Witt is different in a nice way. It's good to be nice, isn't it.



Alicia Witt
We forgive you for being Cybill's daughter, you were only acting.

Someone once told me that the secret ingredient that gave Dr. Pepper it's oomph were prunes.



What's Up Doc?

Someone once told me that the secret ingredient that gave Dr. Pepper it's oomph were prunes.



What's Up Doc?

Someone once told me that the secret ingredient that gave Dr. Pepper it's oomph were prunes.



What's Up Doc?

Someone once told me that the secret ingredient that gave Dr. Pepper it's oomph were prunes.



What's Up Doc?

Lesson #1. There are a lot of psychos out there, so be sure that you know someone, really know someone, before you offer any advice, encouragemnt, solace, or whatever, because it will just come back and bite you on the ass.

Lesson #1. There are a lot of psychos out there, so be sure that you know someone, really know someone, before you offer any advice, encouragemnt, solace, or whatever, because it will just come back and bite you on the ass.

Lesson #1. There are a lot of psychos out there, so be sure that you know someone, really know someone, before you offer any advice, encouragemnt, solace, or whatever, because it will just come back and bite you on the ass.

Lesson #1. There are a lot of psychos out there, so be sure that you know someone, really know someone, before you offer any advice, encouragemnt, solace, or whatever, because it will just come back and bite you on the ass.

Just sitting here waiting to go out for Thanksgiving dinner. Then a Thanksgiving tradition, bargain hunting at Kmarts. Life is good.

Just sitting here waiting to go out for Thanksgiving dinner. Then a Thanksgiving tradition, bargain hunting at Kmarts. Life is good.

Just sitting here waiting to go out for Thanksgiving dinner. Then a Thanksgiving tradition, bargain hunting at Kmarts. Life is good.

Just sitting here waiting to go out for Thanksgiving dinner. Then a Thanksgiving tradition, bargain hunting at Kmarts. Life is good.

Think I'll go to bed and listen to some Garbage.

Shirley Manson of Garbage

(Insert sarcastic comment here. Go ahead, I'm waiting smart ass.)

Think I'll go to bed and listen to some Garbage.

Shirley Manson of Garbage

(Insert sarcastic comment here. Go ahead, I'm waiting smart ass.)

Think I'll go to bed and listen to some Garbage.

Shirley Manson of Garbage

(Insert sarcastic comment here. Go ahead, I'm waiting smart ass.)

Think I'll go to bed and listen to some Garbage.

Shirley Manson of Garbage

(Insert sarcastic comment here. Go ahead, I'm waiting smart ass.)

Marie Prevost was a silent film star who fell upon hard times once pictures began to talk. She died alone in her apratment, alone that is except for her two french poodles who mangaed to stay alive by feeding off of Marie's corpse.



As Nick Lowe sang in Marie Provost (sic) his homage to the star ....
even little doggies have got to eat.

Marie Prevost was a silent film star who fell upon hard times once pictures began to talk. She died alone in her apratment, alone that is except for her two french poodles who mangaed to stay alive by feeding off of Marie's corpse.



As Nick Lowe sang in Marie Provost (sic) his homage to the star ....
even little doggies have got to eat.

Marie Prevost was a silent film star who fell upon hard times once pictures began to talk. She died alone in her apratment, alone that is except for her two french poodles who mangaed to stay alive by feeding off of Marie's corpse.



As Nick Lowe sang in Marie Provost (sic) his homage to the star ....
even little doggies have got to eat.

Marie Prevost was a silent film star who fell upon hard times once pictures began to talk. She died alone in her apratment, alone that is except for her two french poodles who mangaed to stay alive by feeding off of Marie's corpse.



As Nick Lowe sang in Marie Provost (sic) his homage to the star ....
even little doggies have got to eat.

Remember that song from back in the 80's called 99 Red Ballons (99 Luftballons) by that German chick Nena? They played two versions of it on MTV, one normal version and one showing Nena's unshaven armpits. How European of her.

Nena, Today

Yes or no, still unshaven? C'mon Nena, drop me a line, either by email or luftballon, I have to know.

Remember that song from back in the 80's called 99 Red Ballons (99 Luftballons) by that German chick Nena? They played two versions of it on MTV, one normal version and one showing Nena's unshaven armpits. How European of her.

Nena, Today

Yes or no, still unshaven? C'mon Nena, drop me a line, either by email or luftballon, I have to know.