The east coast has 2 feet of snow, big deal. As I look out my window I see at least ..... hmmmmm, it must be at least an inch of snow, but it's an inch of Michigan snow, and Michigan snow is a special breed of snow, and it is a special breed of snow, because I live in Michigan and I have to shovel it. Two feet of snow on the east coast, big deal, I don't have to shovel it, so deal with it you effete pansies.