If I were a country song I'd be Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash.
If I were a country I'd be Belgium.
If I were a breakfast food I'd be oatmeal with honey on it.
If I were a hammer I'd be a ball peen.
If I were a rich man I'd be probably be rich from winning the lottery.
If I were wide awake I'd probably be doing something else.
Beat me daddy eight to the bar ....