Ms Fancy Panties was bemoaning her belief that she would never be an Angel of the Month, but of course the trashy guhl was wrong.
Her chances are as good as any of the Angels, but that got me to thinking ...

No Chance of Becoming an Angel of the Month
1. Eva Braun
2. Angel Felipe
3. Barbara Bush
4. Janet Reno
5. Aretha Franklin
6. Lorena Bobbitt
7. Gloria Aldred
8. Anna Nicole Smith
9. Brandi Chastain
10. Marge Simpson