I didn't get out of bed to stay until 1:40 PM today, and then I took an hour nap this evening.
voice of my conscience: Then you masturbated.
No I didn't.
voice of my conscience: Yes you did
No I didn't.
voice of my conscience: Yes you did
No I didn't.
voice of my conscience: Yes you did
No I didn't.
Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed our little Sunday night melodrama, and as always the voice of my conscience was played by Frank Sinatra.