Things I must do tonight before I die going to bed.
1. Take meds
2. Surf porn
3. Watch the Pistons play the Lakers to see if Kobe Bryant tries anything of a sexual nature
4. Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out
5. Surf porn
6. Try on my Elvis suit to see if it still fits
7. Fall asleep while reflecting on the porn I surfed today
8. Scour house for more meds
9. Hallucinate
10. I can't remember, but it has something to do with porn