Oh man, I am ripping the heart and soul out of Kazaa Lite tonight.
My Best Peter Lorre Voice: The tunes, oh Rick the tunes, so many tunes, I need to download them all.
My goal is to make everyone feel like they have walked in on the middle of the movie.
Oh man, I am ripping the heart and soul out of Kazaa Lite tonight.
For those of you who have been wondering, which would be none of you, how my back feels, I got out this afternoon and the walking around seemed to loosen it up some, and with the nice hot shower I just took, I am feeling pretty good, of course that could change once I try to stand up.
A hot new
Blog Titles I Rejected
I've made a few changes and additions to the right hand column of The Grand Ennui over the past week.
I had a real good weekend, so instead of going into the highlights of what happened, I'll just give you the lowlights.
Check out 188 movies that were rated as 100% TOTAL LOSERS at ...
Song Of The Week
You can own an autographed 4 x 6 inch print of Smilin' Bozzer, just like the one shown here for the low, low price of only $2.00, including shipping and handling. Act now, supplies are
It's almost time for Smilin' Bozzer to hit the road.
Bloglinker is down and it is causing me all kinds of problems.
Nordic Lesbian Ice Queens
Rite-Aid's has 64 meg SanDisk Compact Flash on sale starting tomorrow for $29.99, with a $10.00 mail in rebate. I already have a 16 meg, an 8 meg, and a 4 meg, should I make the purchase.
It is taking a very long time for comments to upload. It is not my fault, and if it was you couldn't prove it, at least beyond a reasonable doubt.
A new rock and roll topic on STS, answering the musical question...
We have two new member's of Bozley's Angels, at least I think we do. Stacey is for sure, and I think Mo is, but she was very cryptic, but anyway, I am going to list both, and if they do want to be an Angel, all they need to do is send me a brief description of their character, and if they don't, I'll just give them the old alt-shift-delete.
The July Angel of the Month winner will be announced on Sunday. If you believe you are qualified, let me know, and you will be considered, if not, I will just pick damn well who I please.
I had a dream about a blogger last night, ok this morning, ten bonus points if you can guess who it is.
Blog updates in less than ten words, written while I am falling asleep
You people are boring me today. You're not posting. You're not commenting. You're not visiting STS. You're not singing my praises.
Welp, I've already shaved, so all I have to do is put on my jeans, and a clean Jimmy Buffet shirt, and I'll be all set to hit the Burger King. I'll save a place for you, with a view of the bay.
I will be watching Julien Donkey-
A new HOT TOPIC in STS.
Presenting a new feature ...
The pic you've all been waiting for. Admit it, I know you have.
For ten bonus points, and we all know how valuable bonus points are, give me the name of this actress or the role she is famous for, or relatively famous for.
Happy Birthday to my GayBoy lover, and I mean that in the least gay sort of way possible.
STS will live to fight another day thanks to the efforts of Bunty, Paul, and dvl.
I got a haircut today, and while sitting in the chair a customer with tourette's syndrome came in. He was pretty cool though. He must have been on medication because he pretty much had it under control. He did however, let out a "meep, meep, meep" every once in awhile, but the funny thing was whenever he did the "meep, meep, meep" thing the barber would start doing it too, I guess he must have had tourette's syndrome by proxy. This isn't the greatest post in the world, but it is the truth, except I don't think the barber had TSBP because I just made that up, but swear to god and bob's your uncle, he did mimic the tourette guys "meep, meep, meep." I guess I was lucky to escape the chair with both ears still intact.
Check out Cheek's new pic on The Inside of My Head. He looks like Nurse Ratchett has just passed out the nightly meds.
Ok, here is the deal on my legs, but it is a two hankie story.
New entry in my PHOTO BLOG
I could seriously fall in love with someone who had a tattoo like that, on a backside like that.
I have developed this rather unhealthy thing for British Soap Opera Bad Girl
I've put up eight new blog links in the past two weeks, well actually seven, I deleted Coffee For One by mistake, honest to boz it was a mistake, and had to re add it. Check them out, they are all very good, as a matter of fact, check all my links out, and while I have you in such a good mood ...
Ok, here's the deal ...
Who is your inner gay man?
I saw Jill Hennessy in a movie the other night. She played a lesbian.
Dear rosa posa,
Hoorah, Hoorah, It's Anna that Punk Rawk Girlie's Birthday.
Time for a new
Australian Slang Quiz
Recycled Grand Ennui
My cable bill is $85.00 a month, can anyone top that. Of course that includes the basic 78 channels, cable modem, and eight digital movie channels and about 40 digital music stations on one of the television sets.
I'm going to watchThe Brandon Teena Story on the Sundance Channel in a half hour.
Check out the upcoming June birthdays in the Grand Ennui scroll at the top of the page. If you or anyone you know has a birthday coming up, just let me know and I will scroll it for you ... baby!!!
Remember that sitcom about the football coach who had a bunch of daughters, that was a spin off of the show that starred Alan Thicke, and Joanna Kerns, and Tracy Gold, who turned anorexic, and the guy who was the wholesome teen heart throb, who turned born again christian.
I don't know how much more of this I can take. Someone down the stree is having a garage sale and they are playing Sing Along With Mitch tapes just loud enough to stream into my consciousness and drive me monkey ass over tea kettle crazy.
Someone buy me something from here and I will follow you home and be your pretend sex slave for a fortnight.
New topic on STS.
You people ought to be ashamed of yourselves. The earth mother of our little blogging community has asked for a little help, and you ignore her plea. I mean it's not like she is asking for a kidney or anything, just a little vocal support, is that too much to ask, is it, is it, is it!!!
I have such a belly ache this morning, or would stomach ache be a better term. It must be the 7 ounce Hershey Bar I ate while watching television last night, you know the Hershey Bar I mean, the ones that costs $1.69 each but are on sale at Rite-Aid, buy one get one free, but it was so good, and it went down just like ... just like ... well, just like candy.
Don't have much time, I'm getting ready to watch the Aussie Film The Goddess of 1967, and I'll be dinky die with you I think it will be a ripper. I love my aussie slang book!!!
I have a new Mystery Commenter. Her name is Everest Girl, and that is all I know about her, except she may, or may not, live on the top of the world, or a mountain, and the mountain may be Mt Everest, but that is unlikely unless she is a Yeti, or the bastard daughter of Sir Edmund Hillary, and I'm kind of rooting for her being the bastard daughter of SEH, because that would be quite an honor, but that's all I know. There is no blog, no email, no fingerprints, no nothing.
Happy Thursday everyone. Does anyone want to mow my lawn for me. C'mon it'll be fun,
I have been officially named The Funniest Man on Earth™ by cacoa. Fake dog poo and plastic vomit for everyone.
Song of the Week
Don't you just hate when you anti-perspirant runs out after only one arm and you have to switch to a different brand. It just seems so perverted, and it could even be illegal, like cutting the tag off that says don't cut the tag off under penalty of law, from a mattress or a pillow.
If I wasn't such a weenie, my next tattoo would be Bettie Page, but hey, I'm not a weenie, so my next tattoo will be of Bettie Page, but that probably won't be for another year or so, man does not live by ink alone, and doesn't it sound hip when I say ink instead of tattoo, and if I were Ray Bradbury, I'd just say fuck it, and call it a skin illustration.
I need to post a pic, I mean I haven't posted one in a week full of dead monkeys.
I feel like pizza today, not now because it's only 11AM, but later tonight, but who am I kidding, I don't even feel hungry right now, and the only reason I am even considering getting pizza is because it is Whacky Wednesday at Hungry Howie's, and you can get a large one topper for $5.99, and I never get the flavored crust, because when I do I always ask for buttered crust, and they all always give me cheese buttered crust, and isn't there already enough cheese on a pizza without it having a cheesy crust, and what kind of person in their right mind would order a pizza with pineapple on it, it's a pizza for chrissakes not a fruit salad.
Believe it or not, sometimes I am such a jerk, and today has been one of those days, sort of.
Has everybody died, or is it just that the weather is so nifty, or are you put off by Malone's post on Tampax, and I still think it sounds like an airport in Florida, and if you're interested my tattoo is healing nicely, and I will admit that this one hurt a bit, but the tattoo guy must have liked it because he took a couple snapshots of it to put in his book, and there was a cute girl just before me that got her first tattoo, on her upper left shoulder, but I couldn't see it, because it was already covered up by the time I got there, and this tattoo guy was pretty friendly, he poked fun at me for my way of dealing with the pain by twiddling my thumbs, but hey, it beats screaming out in agony, anyway ...
Why Monday Was a Good Day
We have a new Bozley's Angel. Our newest Angel is Anna is Punk Rawk. She's one of that rowdy east coast crowd, you know the ones I mean, all the girls rat their hair and hide razor blades in their wedgies, and the guys smoke unfiltered cigarettes and beat up on the band fags in the parking lot after school.
The birds, the birds, they are driving me insane. I don't know how much longer I can take it. They mock me, they really do. When I sneeze, they answer. When I play music, they sing along, off key I might add, and have you ever heard California Girls sung off key by three rabid parakeets, I didn't think so. My life is a mockery of all things good and decent..
Better alert the fire department, and put 911 on speed dial, because I am cooking today.
Let's get some action going on STS. I'm not doing this (cough, cough) for my (cough, cough) health.
I am suffering from Post-Traumatic Birthday Syndrome, and I need a shave too, but not a shower, because I just had one, and does anyone know the third s in the s, shower, and shave trilogy?
Wow, I just got the new blogger layout, and I already miss the old one.
My Birthday Re-Cap
I tempted fate today. I bought thirteen dollars worth of gas on Friday the thirteenth.
It's five thirty in the morning and I just woke up. I am half asleep and wide awake, and would that be ...
Thanks everyone for all the birthday wishes. If you'd like I'll give you a run down on my day in the morning, or the afternoon, or sometime tomorrow. Right now, I'm just going to slip into my black silk loungers and ... lounge.
I received a birthday present through the mail from my sister today. I was hoping for money, but I got, are you ready for this ...
The What Does Kevynn Malone Look Like Contest
When I was growing up kid sister's of my best friends always found unique ways to describe my
Man oh man, I'm even getting hits from adult search engines.
Not much going on. I've been cleaning the garage and watching movies on my new digital cable set up with the eight premium, but not as premium as HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, The Movie Channel, or Starz, movie channels.
No Spell Check Monday 7
No Spell Check Monday 6
No Spell Check Monday 5
No Spell Check Monday 4
No Spell Check Monday 3
No Spell Check Monday 2
No Spell Check Monday
Song of The Week
Carnie Wilson's thong.
I saw Uncle Joey, you know who I mean, Something Something Stamos, from Full House, on a television commercial for one of those dial 10-10 companies, and IMHO the dude is anorexic.
I've had 19 hits so far today looking for Carnie Wilson naked Playboy pics.
Comments On Your Comments
I can't believe it. It's the 8th of June and I am sitting here freezing my butt off. Of course it could have something to do with the fact that I am sitting here in my underwear, so sue me, it's my house, my bedroom, my life, and I can sit here wearing anything I want, and even if I wanted to sit around in women's clothing, which I'm not, or have never done, or never even thought about, I could.
I bought 120 dollars worth of dirt today, and fifty cents a month worth of digital cable movie channels.
The group short story, The Adventures of Bob, Angel Felipe, and Norma, and Their Quest For the Holy Hermaphrodite Somewhere Near Reno, Nevada has ended.
It's Friday night, and you know what that means, don't you.
I just walked into a wall, pierced nipple first, and let me tell you it hurts!
What, if any, are your favorite comic books ... today in
Man, another day just flew by, and it's Friday again. Funny how that works out seems like every week around this time another
Bridget Fonda, tongue you very much.
In honor of my birthday next Thursday throughout the next seven days I am going to be listing the names of famous people who died when they were younger than I am now.
Cheeks just retired his blog after a little over a year and 500 posts. I guess that makes me the new Internet Crush, big shoes to fill but ... bring it on!!!
It's raining, and I have to go grocery shopping, isn't that a kick in the ass.
If you want to get some undeserved hits just type in ...
Song of the Week
Everybody go and join STS and make copious amounts of comments. I'm not fooling around this time.
Fine, I've set back long enough and tried to let this scene play out, but it won't, it just keeps growing and festering.
To all of you inquiring about Vegemite
I really love springtime with all the butterflies and flowers and stuff.
Ok Malone, you wanted me to paint you a picture.
I went out and bought the supplies, so tomorrow I'm going to put on my painting pants, my painting shirt, my painting hat, and my painting shoes, and I'm going to repair and ... paint the window frame and trim on the screened in summer room.
I am making a New Year's Resolution to change the CD's in my CD Player at least once a week.
Oh yeah, I did a guest post, not a guess post, over at rosa posa's.
A guest post from rosa posa, sort of
Angel of the Month
Stuff that has been going down since I have been sick this weekend
I will be home all day, my sinus are tap dancing on my soul, making it hard to want to do anything but vegetate, and so I will, but of course with everything in life that can change in an instant.
The hauntingly beautiful Sydney Penny.
Hi, it's me again, it's 4:25 AM and I just woke up to take some Nyquil.
Oh fuck shit, fuck shit, fuck shit, I am mortal after all. I just lost this totally brilliant post about how my brain has gone all googly, and not like the search engine but like the googly you get when your body is downloading a sinus infection, which my body is currently doing, and googly isn't such a bad feeling because when your mind is googled you remember all the things that your mind doesn't normally let you remember, the drugs, the sex, the illegal things that make life worth living, and did I just say SEX, and pardon me while I go back and retype every other word, and then go back again and insert all the words I didn't insert the first time around.