"boz the handyman"
I just installed a new light fixture in the garage
without electrocuting myself
without knocking out power for the neighborhood
and without burning down the garage ... yet.
I call that a win, win, win situation.
My goal is to make everyone feel like they have walked in on the middle of the movie.
I sometimes wonder if the Everly Brothers had any sisters
lucy did the near impossible.
Well, la di dah, li di friggin' dah.
Hear me bitch, moan, and complain, about not being able to sleep.
When I was a kid, Marilyn and Richard Savage, from across the street, tried to convince me that bathtub was a dirty word.
RadioBoz is good.
Now these are red shoes, for really, sure this time.
Ooooh, oooooh, oooooh.
I have my afternoon already planned out.
Sun Volt and Bettie Serveert
Oooooh, The angels want to wear my red shoes.
Stevie Wonder pays boz a visit.
I bought some paint today, and I am going to paint the vanity and the etagere in the bathroom.
On this day in history.
I was going to make a post tonight before I went to bed, but I don't think I will.
I always like to post a nice Easter pic this time of year.
I think I am suffering from post-Bozzie Depression Syndrome.
Une fille française essayant de fixer un pneu plat. Seulement le Français peut faire une tâche si mondaine sembler vilaine. Bébé! Je soulève mon boycott de tout le Français de choses seulement ainsi je peux signaler cette carte postale française érotique de cru.
I am awash in fetishes, hear me roar.
I lot of people are making .wav files and using audio blog, which is ok by me, except for the fact that they all sound better than I do, well they all sound better except maybe for Amy "Rah, Rah, Sis Boom Bah, I'm In Pep Club Ha, Ha, Ha" Choppa.
I have to tell you that lemon meringue pie is pretty tasty at 11:30 at night.
You have to admit Jane, that 30 years later it does look kind of stupid.
The boz version of audblog.
I think I'll make a .wav file in a couple of hours.
Whenever I see someone make an erroneous double entry in a comments section I type:
I can listen to Tom Brokaw talk about
It's a girl my lord, in a flat bed Ford
Is this ultra-violet or black light kinky?
My all time favorite movie line:
According to The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer in a comment he made on You Made Monkey Cry I have groupies.
Springsteen at two am
Oh yeah baby, let me see those ...
Just a simple little pic. I've got nothing snarky to say about it.
I have finally gotten around to posting Kevynn's story, poem, short piece, screed, or whatever he want's to call it, on the Boz, Boobs, and the Poetry Thereof page. The life of an internet superstar is not his own, and I'm the internet superstar, not Kevynn, I've got it written on my underpants, so it must be true.
Question: Who didn't get a Bozzie?
Weird sex acts for $200, Alex
Short skirt, long legs times three, life is good.
Just another pale skinny girl with red lips and a nipple slip.
I'm still alive so that must mean that the Bozzie's went off well.
Bozzies at 9pm est
My picks for tonight's other awards show.
I was just bloglinked by on a darkling plain, a very dark, mysterious, with more than a hint of gothiness to it, site.
The hauntingly beautiful and awkwardly sensuous Desdemona Descartes
I could tell you how real life has been smacking me around today, but not yet, I have to cover the bird cage for the night.
I am very pleased with myself. Instead of going back to bed I went for a walk, and then I went to the store and bought some vitamins, and now I can watch the hockey game. Go, Wings, Go.
Here it is almost noon, and I've just woke up for the third time today, and I am still so sleepy that if I don't do something I will probably go back to bed, and this is all because a friend coerced me into staying up until 3:15am last night/this morning, and of course even though I went to bed at 3:15, as per usual it took me at least another half hour to get to sleep, and you know I really feel sorry for all you people who have normal sleeping habits, you miss out on so much, you miss the girls gone wild infomercials, and just how do they make their tits go all blurry like that, at first I thought it was my eyesight, but even after I put my glasses on and stood two inches from the screen they were still blurry, and yes I guess I did do it till I needed glasses, and really what kind of person would flash their tits for Snoop Doggie Snoopy Dogg, that isn't even 15 minutes of fame, that's more like a flash, get if flash, in the pan type of thing.
Here's a triple play for you tonight.
It's almost midnight in the eastern time zone, and all the kiddies should be in bed, or drunk, by now.
Just as goth as she wants to be.
Alicia Witt, celebity tits, celeberity tats, two for the price of one.
I am debating here. At the local Dollar Store they have Beanie Babies with all the Rocky and Bullwinkle characters.
Two Days Till The Bozzies. Two Days Till The Bozzies. Two Days Till The Bozzies. Two Days Till The Bozzies. Two Days Till The Bozzies. Two Days Till The Bozzies. Two Days Till The Bozzies. Two Days Till The Bozzies. Two Days Till The Bozzies. Two Days Till The Bozzies.
A comment from
Has anyone noticed all the hot news babes?
Does anyone know this snarky person?
Potpourri for $500 Alex
I'm going grocery shopping in a few minutes.
Can this be true?
This is a war free blog.
Non Bozzie winning Blogs, Journals, Diaries, etc.
When I was nineteen years old and hitchhiking in Biloxi Mississippi, a guy in a pink Mustang gave me a lift. Does that count as a homosexual experience?
The phenomena of Tiny Dancer continues. I was watching the movie Almost Famous earlier today and in the bus scene when they all spontaneously break into Tiny Dancer it sent chills up my spine, and now my friends, just like you, the song Tiny Dancer is running through my brain and coursing through my veins. Arrivederci Disco Duck, long live Tiny Dancer, it is bigger than all of us.
There will be a Pre-Bozzie Party starting about 8:30PM EST Sunday night in the new Bravenet Chatroom that I just added to my blog. Everyone is welcome.
The results are in, the votes have been tabulated.
If you had a sex change operation what would you pick for your new first name?
Natalie Portman, looking very un-Queen Amidildo like.
Anyone interested in a Bozzie graphic announcing the upcoming Bozzie Awards?
When I was four years old, after I had learned the alphabet, but net yet learned to read, I was puzzled as to why there were only 26 letters. I mean why not 50, or 150, or a bazillion? So I took it on myself to change it. I envisioned an alphabet with thousands of new letters. I figured once I got the ball rolling that others, more learned than myself, would see the wisdom of an expanded alphabet.
CJ from HoneySideUP wrote a poem in celebration of The Bozzies.
Robin Tunney, one of my favorite unknown actresses.
Questions, we get questions, we get lots and lots of questions.
I am really pleased with how The Bozzies are shaping up. I have about half of them completed, and the only problem I have encountered so far is I keep going back to make them more
Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone.
If anyone would like to create a new Bozzie award graphic, be my guest.
What gives you the most pleasure?
My two grandfathers
Part of a post from Shanti's blog ...
Gram Parsons, Townes Van Zandt, and John Hiatt, how's that for a Sunday night triple play to put a twang back in froggie's magic twanger.
I have been working on The Bozzie's today, and so far eight awards have been decided, the two toughest selections have been Most Likely to Castrate, Online and Most Likely to Be Castrated, Online.
I have noticed that a number of bloggers are going through bloggers block, and the frustration that accompanies it. I can see their problem. When your blog is based on ideas, and you run out of ideas, it's tough.
Bumping this post from yesterday up ....
I think Jennifer Tilly is so cool.
Let's see I have added stacey to the Bozzie guest list, even though she hasn't requested, but I figure 30 years of Billy and she is due something, if not a Bozzie maybe a Nobel Prize in diplomacy. I have also added Jenny From The Blog, who I don't really know, but she wrote a nifty poem about me and boobs, and that can't be all bad, can it. I may have to give her a generic Bozzie, you know the kind, this Bozzie goes to Jenny for her cute smile and nice personality, but she said she wanted one, and if it gets The Word, According to Boz out there, it's all that and a bag of chips to me, see I know hip-hop, and I am getting so confused, because this sentence has meandered out of control, so I'll stop.
Did anyone notice, or care, about the connection in the Boo Radley and Perry Smith post?
I was told that I sounded like death, or god, or something, by Shanti in the .wav file I posted. I take it that this as a good thing.
It is a mahhh-ve-lous day outside, as I give my props to Billy "One Third of the Axis of Evil" Crystal as he gives his props to Fernando Lamas and Ricardo Montelban, so what am I doing here, and I don't mean in the meta-physical why do I exist sense, but that is an interesting sense, I just mean what am I doing here on such a marvelous day, when I could be out playing baseball with my friends, or hanging around the Dairy Queen waiting for the wind off of Lake Huron to lift up the girl's skirts to see what day of the week it is, or hanging out with Wesley, my bad influence, and smoking unfiltered Lucky Strikes behind his garage, and the last that I heard was after coming out of his drug induced haze, Wesley went on to become a butcher, or more precisely a meat cutter, because there is a difference, and dollars to doughnuts I bet he still smokes unfiltered Lucky Strikes.
Two things this morning.
I'm half asleep, and I just woke up, so without further adieu
One of my evil pleasures left over from my yoot are songs by the Lovin' Spoonful.
Sorry about the hold-up, but I've had to get all Boo Radley on Kevynn.
What are the Bozzies?
Kenny Not The Boz
Happy Birthday Albert Einstein, because without you we wouldn't know who our relatives are, and that would make birthdays and holidays even more difficult than they already are.
Say goodnight Gracie.
Fetishes, I mean real fetishes, not the goof around kind that I talk about in here, and do I have the guts to admit to them, not only in here, but to myself.
T-Rex Great Hits 1972-1977, The A-Sides
I have changed my bloglinker to random selection, now everyone gets a chance to be #1
Since we, we meaning me, have a couple of British readers I thought it would be nice to welcome them by posting a pic of
Jeepers, Ms. Peepers, is it that time again.
Holy fucking shit, and pardon my French, or should I say Dutch, or whatever they speak in Holland.
The First Annual Bozzie Awards?
It has been a good day in the Land of Blog, my face hurts from laughing so much. You people are too good to me, no really you are, if I had a say in it you'd all be getting Bloggies, but I don't, so you won't, so sad, too bad, and don't get me started on Blog Awards ...
Good lord, Amy Choppa mopped the floor with my mangy carcass, but I shall not be denied, it may take a day, a week, a month, a year, a lifetime, but I will exact my revenge. Notice how I didn't make any excuses, but I could have. She said it was Scrabble, but it was a bastardization of Scrabble called Literati.
I was able to download Panic In Detroit from Kazaa Lite today, and let me tell you something Sherlock, it is Bowie at his androgynous best. So it looks like I will be compiling a CD of Androgynous Rock of the early 70's, when Androgyny ran rampant.
I've added a few more links, and they are all funny to the point of being almost, but not quite, tragically hip funny. Check out the last five links on my list, except don't check out Friends of Fat Free Ennui that was Kevynn's idea and I have a feeling it will soon be going the way of Superfluous Tube Socks, which was my idea.
I have a feeling I am going to get my ass kicked at Scrabble® tonight by Amy Choppa, but that's ok, I have needed my comeuppance handed to me on a platter for a long time.
Shanti is looking for a new title for her blog. I offered her a variation on mine, Ennui: It's Not Just For Lunch Anymore, she is considering, but 'ya know, that got me to thinking about a new name for my blog, and if I ever do decide to change the name I think I will call it ..
It looks like Kevynn Free Milk Fat will be doing a guest post on The Grand Ennui tomorrow, hey, the Grand Ennui, that's me, and I will be repaying in kind on Milk: It's Not Just Fat Free Anymore.
All The Young Dudes
How come whenever I think of David Bowie
I need to find some appropriate CD's to suit my mood for tonight.