The Brand New Grand Ennui Is Now Open For Business
The New Grand Ennui
Update your links,
and you'd better go to the bathroom because once I get on the freeway I'm not stopping till we get there.
Good-by Blogger, it's been real.
My goal is to make everyone feel like they have walked in on the middle of the movie.
The Brand New Grand Ennui Is Now Open For Business
Lucky me.
Things I hate about Thanksgiving
Hey, I'm blowing this popcicle stand called blogger in a few days, so what do I care.
Guter Nachmittag meine kleinen Schreibmaschinen.
Excuse me for ignoring you, but the Digital Pimpress has already set up my new blog, and I've been screwing around with it, and as of yet I still haven't destroyed, broken, or royally fucked up anything, but the night is still young, and man is this ever going to be a lot of fun, of course I don't know shit about what I'm doing, but ...
Another installment of Audio Boz has been posted, check it out, blah, blah, blah.
It's not my fault. I didn't break blogger.
I am seriously thinking about getting a web host.
Send Me Your Tips and Tricks on How to Get to Sleep
Is it ok to listen to the Replacements, because I am, and I so much want to be considered ok, not for myself mind you, but it is always something that my parents hoped for when I was younger, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now, I think Bob Dylan said that, I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours, and I think Bob Dylan said that too.
Obviously a poetry lover.
Guess who's having Pizza Hut pizza for dinner today.
Sounds like we have a good movie coming on the Sundance Channel.
Blogger hates me. I am their red headed step child. My blog loads when they want it to load. I know it's a plot. Blogger is jealous of me, they must be, there can be no other explanation. Of course none of you will ever read this post, because you will get tired of waiting for the page to load, or blogger will delete the post, or, and this is the most sinister aspect of the whole situation ... blogger will exercise mind control on you and make you forget that you ever read the post, and they can do that now that they are owned by Google, because, and bear, or bare with me on this, Google is a secret Government Organization Of Geeky Liberal Elitists, but you didn't hear that from me.
Cripes, I'm sleepy, I'm going back to bed, maybe turn on the television.
Attention: Mr. Wizard
It must be oriental chick friday.
Just the requisite finger pic.
Eh, you hoser, fry me up some back bacon and turn on Hockey Night in Canada, cause I'm now and
Asian chick with glasses.
I don't think enough props has been given to
I've just caught a chill.
boz boz boz
Well, it looks like blogger is back to only sporadic sucking so I can get back to spending too much time posting too much stuff ...
Ten words I have never said out loud, to the best of my recollection
Blogger's been sucking pretty good tonight, so I got a chance to sleeeeeeeeeep, and watch the Red Wings and the Pistons kick some booty, but since this isn't a sports blog that's all I'll say about that. I must be getting better because I'm sweating like something on a something, and I have entered the coughing stage.
I managed to get dressed and haul my lazy ass to the store to load up on cold medications. Man you just have to love the Dollar Store for stuff like that. I bought some stuff called Tom's of Maine Natural Cough and Cold Rub, which is just like Vicks Vaporub, but with a lemon verbena scent, just inhaling it will make you go ahhhhhhhhhhhh, as your socks get rocked off and go do the laundry for you. I also got 2 eight ounce bottles of a store brand equivalent to Vicks Formula 44D, and I once dated a girl who was a 44D. (rim shot)
Not boz: Hello, this is not boz. As you probably know by now boz is sick, he says it's a cold or a sinus infection or something, personally I think he's just looking for sympathy, hits and comments, and don't believe boz when he says that he made a sex tape with Paris Hilton, unless you believe that he calls his right hand _____ (fill in the blank).
Things I Did Not Do Today
Things I must do tonight before
How come the rest of you aren't doing creative stuff like this to honor me.
When I was a kid they used to advertise a cough syrup that tasted so good that you could use it as a topping for ice cream. I wish I had some of that cough syrup right now, I've already got the ice cream.
The real difference between men and women
See, I told you I was sick, and I should be able to get a weeks worth of
I am now officially delirious, check this out.
I know, you don't want to hear about how sick I am, well too bad, I am so sick that I have been up since 5 in the morning watching Helen "Bleedin" Mirren in Prime Suspect, and you know she never really solves a case to my satisfaction the stupid cow, but anyway, that's how freakin' sick I am.
I'm sick, no really this time I am, and I'm going to bed after I take some Nyquil or some Dayquil or some kind of quil, and I mean it, I am really sick this time, because you know even hypochondriacs sometimes get sick, and I really am sick this time, so everybody pray for me, or chant for me, or do the vulcan mind meld for me, and honest I've never watched Star Trek, no really I haven't, someone once told me about the mind meld thing, and no, that wasn't me at the Star Trek convention, how could it be me, I didn't see you, so you couldn't have seen me, and can you believe that George Takei was actually charging 20 bucks for an autograph, and no I didn't know that George Takei played Hikaru Sulu, it was just a lucky guess, hey it could happen.
I think we will all agree that I am the 2nd most famous person born on June 12th to have a blog, a journal or a diary, but for 50 bonus points, and a chance at our year end grand prize, who is the most famous person born on June 12th to have a blog, journal or a diary.
Ok, where was I when suddenly became an object of sexual desire.
Comments I have left on other people's blogs today, ok, and maybe yesterday too, ok, in the last month or so
I found this pic while surfing for a pic of Dita Von Teese.
I just woke up from falling asleep watching a Japanese zombie movie, but that's ok because I had seen it before, and no it wasn't one of those cheesy low rent type of Japanese zombie movies that we have come to know and love over the decades, this would have definitely been in the Marvin Gardens rent range, and I'll trade you Marvin Gardens for St James Place and New York Avenue, and I'll throw in $500.00.
Commenting on my comments on a Sunday night
This is like my total veg out day.
What is cool?
I've been listening to folk music since I was a teenager, well not continuously, I've stopped to go to the bathroom a couple of times. You know all the old standbys. Bob Dylan, Tom Paxton, Phil Ochs, Tom Rush, Judy Collins, etc, etc, ad infinitum, but the only one who ever gave me a chubby was Buffy Sainte-Marie, well I did get a swelling listening to Tom Rush once, but that was because my underpants had rode up, but other than that my heart (on) belonged to Buffy, and I don't know where this post is going other to say that after listening to her for the past hour or so that she still gives me a bulge in the old trou.
Celebrities I'm Glad I'm Not
What's Happening in Bloggerville
For all you Boz-anatics out there I've just added a new audio file.
Listening to
This has got to be about the funniest thing I've seen today, or at least since I got home a half hour ago.
Deer hunting season starts at dawn tomorrow, and I am tres ambivalent.
It doesn't feel like Friday.
Pajama party at my place on Friday night.
This is sad.
I've got a new microphone, my sound recorder is fixed, and my voice just cracks a little bit, so it looks like you may be getting a few more sound files featuring the
I need to get a haircut, but it's still pretty windy and the barber shop is like a 15 mile drive, which would be 30 miles round trip if I decided to come back home, and damn I just heard that about 20 states are effected by strong winds, and that's a lot.
Who is Paris Hilton, and why should I give a rat's ass about seeing her in a sex video, unless of course I am in the sex video with her, but then of course they wouldn't be calling it the Paris Hilton Sex Video, they'd be calling it the Boz Sex Video with some chick who nobody gives a rat's ass about.
Gulp and Double Gulp
If I could have this effect on just one woman, just once in my life, I could die a fulfilled man.
Holy Fuckin' Shit
Today is David Schwimmer's birthday, did you send him a card.
You know that Carly Simon song
Things Beyond My Control
I've got morning breath real bad.
I'm home, and what is this, and why did I buy it.
Hello, this is boz, I can't come to the
Happy Veteran's Day
I've been 50-ized, and in less than 24 hours.
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Y'all should check out Nada's journal. She writes rather well.
I just drew the winning name for the Blogger Hoodie contest and they have been notified.
I just saw a clip of a Kirstin Dunst movie where she had short hair and had the hots for a male of the minority persuasion, and it just hit me ..
Fill In The Blank
I've just finished my final rounds of blog reads today, and there was some very good stuff, most of it provided by me, but yeah, I was satisfied, but some of you people scare me, but I digress.
Extra Extra Extra
Big day Friday.
I just had a depressing thought. More people know me as boz than they do by my real name.
Oh yeah, before I forget.
Scanner pics are people too
If you want to find out just how obnoxious I can be when I put my mind to it
Ok, I'm getting pissed, I really am.
Weeeeeeeee doggies,
Things I need at 6 in the morning, sort of.
Bloody Angels (1998)
Things I Saw At The Gym Today
I've just added the webrings and fanlistings that I belong to at the bottom of the right hand column.
She has nothing to hide.
Check out my new drop down menu clock under my zonkboard.
For the person who either is or isn't turned on by my glasses.
An Open Letter to My Female Readers
If I HAD to be an actor/celebrity, I would like to be Jean Reno.
My brand new combination lava lamp and CD holder.
I have been swamped with entries to the Win a Blogger Hoodie contest,
I woke up with a boner the size of the Alaska Pipeline this morning.
Has anyone happened to notice the weather box on my site.
Ok, in my Tell Me a Lie section someone wrote that they are not turned on by my glasses, which means they are turned on by my glasses, and isn't it always the story of my life that when someone is turned on by some part of me, no matter how inconsequential a part of me it is, the person who is turned on to it remains a mystery to me.
I'm still sick, but not sick enough that I couldn't go out and spend the day bargain shopping, and man I got some good 'uns too, but I am too tired to write about them, so I am going to bed, and I hope the bag of Halloween Hershey Assorted Miniatures that I ate on the 70 mile drive home, well that and the 64 ounce Diet Fountain Coke that I drank on the 70 mile drive home, doesn't make me restless.
50 Posts In 50 Hours
A Xmas Drawing